An An-grrrrr theory

Ohkay..Just in case you were not able to understand the title of the blog...it meant..an 'anger' theory....an entire blog post dedicated to all the angry and not-so-angry people all around the world...

Ever  since i was little..maybe till i was 9..i had this obnoxious perspective about angry people...it was this 

 Every time i used to see people mad at each other,mad at themselves i automatically used to conclude that they were definitely a bunch of mad people. I used to hate the fact that grown ups were so stupid to realize that 'anger' is not a good emotion to express or possess. I mean think about it.what do you think what happens with you when you are angry

"Wait for it........wait for it................... BAMMM!!!!!

You completely flip out....n then you yell or worse the "Rocky"  inside you takes flight and before you know it..you are actually capable of hurting someone."

you think that's it..ANGER IN.....AN-GRRRRRRRRR OUT...that's it right!!
I don't think you even know it,the health point of view,  this is what exactly happens with your system when you are angry...

LEADING TO

  FURTHER LEADING TO

all this concluding  

RIP...DIED OF ANGER ISSUES.... 

how sick is that!!! your own epitaph reading out something as lame and stupid as that.
(IM not kidding,....it is possible to die of anger...google it if you want)

SO,knowing all this at a very early age, i promised my self one thing....

"no matter what,i mean no matter what, IM NEVER EVER EVER...EVER EVER NEVER...LIKE EVER GONNA GET ANGRY"

and you mite ask me where did that promise get me...

like all famous sayings I have a saying for this too

 you see, as I grew older  I understood that though anger is a bad bad emotion to contain,its even more bad to keep it all locked up. I came to understand that there is truth in the statement, "that makes my blood boil". 

You mite not admit it, you mite even say "i m the coolest turtle alive!!' but trust me.....No matter how many times you deny it, no matter how hard you try to keep it all in one piece,at one point or the other,(Very important: mark my words) you will eventually lose it!!!

 I have no idea why sometimes LIFE just has the time of its life by testing your patience.

so.whats the point of all this blah blah blah.....

you see the thing is..in anger once you say something or do something out of anger..there ain't gonna be no undo button for that...unless and until you try admitting the fact that you might actually have anger issues(FYI even the tiny raise in your voice when you see your cat ruining your favorite shits counts as anger)you cant really save yourself from all the regret and pain resulting in the after effects of your anger.

In the words of Aristotle the great i quote

"Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within every body's power and is not easy"
 Every one gets angry at someone or something at some point or the other...so no big deal

in getting angry unless you turn into a HULK when you are mad...other than that everyone is exempted from not being mad. 

The moment ANGER hits your blood..think about the fact that anything you say or do..might not make any sense to you or anybody else for that matter and if at all you end up saying or doing something, it might end up into your huge list of 'my regrets in life'
Soooo...i give you this.....

MONICA JAMES' TWO POINT THEORY ON DEALING WITH ANGER

1.DON'T DO OR SAY ANYTHING when you are angry

2.MAINTAIN  a minimum distance of 10 feet from all thinks breakable and all possible things you can break(this includes a persons heart too).

Simple Senseless Stupid pointers right....

HHaHaHa...i betcha..if you don't take my advice...your going dOWn!!!!
*the wicked smiles aside...i mean it*


That's it..THE END..
I know the ending is not such a touché but that's all i had to say....if you are angry at someone...remember life is too short to be living with too much of anger..and if someone is mad at you...(this is the hard part)Try and make it up to them...once everything gets back too "COOL" you are gonna be happy you did that..






"...henceforth will learn to accept my errors, however great they be..."
— Chris McCandless'