CRAZY EXAM TIME tips....

I thought i would do a post on how girls are at colleges and blah blah blah...i mean how they enjoy and how the spend time and how people in only girls colleges have more fun than those at a "CO ED" college and all that and i made up the title and i came up with a picture and just then it clicked my mind!!!!!OMG>>>its almost that time of the year when the semester ends and im actually supposed to be studying rather than blogging!!!!so it again got my rusty brain thinking......now that im actually in the mood of blogging why not give some slightest hints to all my fellow frnz who are due to give their exams!!!!! If before the exams either of the picture suits you.....then you have to read on!!!!!otherewise, go back and study!!!

>>>>>>firstly,if at all you show any signs of fainting, panicking and freaking......then my take.....dont faint,panic and freakout......you see, either of the emotions have zero effect on your exams(in case you dont know)if you faint, you lose your time.......if you panic, you forget your answers........if you freakout, you forget your self!!!!!so have a check on your emotions!!!seriously.....FYI:if anyone faints seeing the question paper i cant help them.....i know and understand why people can faint.......i mean how can you not expect anyone to faint for crying out loud.......everytime you see the question paper a chill runs down your spine.....if the questions are easy you doubt if you can answer em well if they are hard...........you know.....you faint......incase you faint due to fear,.....have some anti faint food.....like maybe a lime or something....(it keeps you 1000 times alert) or do what you like to keep yourself form fainting.....best way is to consult a DOC.....(their bill might keep you from fainting for a really long time)

>>>>>>>>secondly,dont expect a UFO would land on earth just the day before the exams and cause a sensation and hijack the examination department members and they should be the only ones on the face of the planet to know where the question papers are secretly kept and then the exams would get cancelled!!!!!TRUST ME according to section..thiswillhappeninyoudreams....... stuff like this are prohibited to happen by the "deemed association of the secret james bond exam conductors".....those guys seriously save the day and postpone all the major events to holidays so that a working day may not be obstructed!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>thirdly,know something........what ever it may be....know it.....just turn as many pages of the textbook and before doing them...PLZ DONT FORGET!!!!!ITS IMPORTANT TO DUST THEM OFF with a standard vaccum cleaner....i forgot to dust them and now im the one suffering from DUST ALLERGY so im not lying and i wish none of you gets it.........coming to turing the pages, stare at the page constantly for a minimum of 1 min and a maximum of 60 minutes or may be 60 days(it depend on ones sleeping abilty).try hard to push the page into your head using your eyes.(please dont try this at home practically....intended only for cartoons and illustrative purposes)

fourthly,tell your friends what ever you know.....it helps you to retain stuff for longer time periods(i.e.till its on your answer sheet)this actually works.anddont forget to tell your friends to correct you whenever your are wrong.....otherwise you may end up like me (one time i explained my friends a topic and they thought i was right and actually it was wrong and they were almost about to write it down on thier answer sheets. luckily they did not trust me and they answered another question on choice and somehow crossed the wall)you cant be as lucky a me!!!!!!so tell your frnz before hand that there may a chance you can be wrong
fifthly and lastly, my fingers are aching!!!!!!!my brain is flickerring like a tube light!!!!!ive been using my brain so much im worried it may swell up.....and my fingers...i need to save them for my exams.....so, the bottom line is

from me to you....from my frnz to your frnz.....from your frnz to my frnz.......from you to me......

i sincerly wish all of you (and myself) do the exams really good (by a strange twist of fate) and may get really good suprising not shocking grades (again by a strange twist of fate!!!!!!!!! )